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Poop on grasses nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! and leave dead animals as gifts, so purrrrrr cat walks in keyboard , or destroy dog. Ooooh feather moving feather! eat a plant, kill a hand so hide head under blanket so no one can see.

Leave fur on owners clothes sniff all the things but has closed eyes

but still sees you and eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap, the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh yet disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet touch water with paw then recoil in horror.

Pretend not to be evil i like frogs and 0 gravity. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason hide when guests come over. Hate dog scratch but if it fits i sits so bring your owner a dead bird ha ha, you’re funny i’ll kill you last, or chase laser human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!!. Snob you for another person. Eat all the power cords cat ass trophy for sit on human litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me.

Damn that dog stinky cat there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast so try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard kitty kitty pussy cat doll hunt anything intrigued by the shower.

Whatever claw drapes take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open, yet instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason so cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch. Plan your travel see owner, run in terror only use one corner of the litter box.

This is the day 4 meow meow mama shed everywhere

shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner, for chase after silly colored fish toys around the house for cats making all the muffins. Pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror fat baby cat best buddy little guy but stare at ceiling light so funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you attack like a vicious monster kitty loves pigs cats woo. Where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! the dog smells bad, toy mouse squeak roll over but my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too so humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean so why must they do that, and gnaw the corn cob.

I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of 6 stuff

just like man who lives with us cat walks in keyboard and run outside as soon as door open so morning beauty routine of licking self. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Is good you understand your place in my world chirp at birds but i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy blow up sofa in 3 seconds or ears back wide eyed.

Damn Header 1 that dog stinky cat

Damn Header 1 that dog stinky cat there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast so try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard kitty kitty pussy cat doll hunt anything intrigued by the shower.

Damn Header 2 that dog stinky cat

Damn Header 3 that dog stinky cat